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Saints Row IV DLC Pack: “How The Saints Save Christmas” Now Available

Wherein the Saints coin the phrase “Fuck Santa” and other cute holiday sayings…

“All your Letters to Santa get rewarded today – because the second mission pack for Saints Row IV is available now from Deep Silver and Volition!

Experience a Christmas story, told the Saints style! Santa is trapped inside the simulation, but the Scrooge-like boss of the Third Street Saints can’t muster enough festive spirit to save him. Can the Saints help the boss discover the true meaning of the season in time?
Jump on Santa’s Sleigh, wield the North Pole and bring back holiday cheer to everyone!

A holiday classic for the whole family!”

Man, do I love this game. Only in Saints Row IV do you get to do battle all in the name of stopping a demonic looking Santa Claus from putting “the universe on the naughty list.” Even grinches like me will find something to enjoy in this latest mission pack, whether it be machine gun wielding nutcrackers, the ugliest Christmas sweaters I’ve ever seen, or beating people up while dressed like Skinny Santa.

The DLC pack is available now on Steam for $6.99, just in time for the holidays. Now please excuse me as I go smash giant gingerbread men to pieces with a candy cane.