Finally, Miley Cyrus has released a feel-good video that families can gather around the computer screen and watch in harmony. Not really, but wouldn’t that have been shocking?
Instead, we get Miley writhing in a tub (again!), Miley in a bra and panties (again!), and Miley masturbating, thankfully only with her hand, giving that poor sledgehammer a break. It all results in a big, fat yawn for what is a beautiful ode to love from one of the best pop albums this year. Pop music is a fickle land, Miley, so it may be time to change it up. Because right now you’re not even a one-trick pony, you’re just a trick.